Me (laughing),"Well, thank you. Maybe it's 'cause in my head I secretly think I'm a beauty queen!"
Cashier: "And you have a great smile too!" (Looks at my hand) "Are you married? engaged? Single?"
Me: "Oh, Uh I live with my boyfriend."
Cashier: "How's he?!"
Me: "He's good...."
Last time I was on call, I ran into this gem in the ladies bathroom. What's even worse, is that it stayed there for a good three days after that. Way to clean the bathroom, janitorial staff!
|Girl, you done left yo' weave in da bathroom!|